Funny things my children have said in the past week:
Abby: "I'm tired like a turkey." (have no idea where it came from)
"Shiver me timbers." Me-"Where did you learn that?" Abby "From Wuzzby"
"I love Pouncer, but not the band."
"Will the band be there?"
"Cheerleaders will be on the grass. Football players will be on the grass to."
Allie: "Mommy, watch Dora with me."
"I look with my eyes."
To Raymond regarding my car, "Daddy the car is dirty, it needs to go to the car wash."
Me - Allie, go ask Daddy if he wants some."
Allie - Daddy you want some?"
Ray - Some what?"
Allie - you want some?"
Ray - Some what?
Me - Allie ask daddy if he wants ice cream?
Allie - daddy wants ice cream.
Yesterday while cleaning the bathroom I picked up a locket of hair my the trash can. I know that I did not cut either of the girls hair so I could not figure out where it could have came from. I tossed and forgot all about. Last night a bed time I was combing Allie's hair and it had a large knot in it. I get the scissors just in case I have to cut it out. It was already a knot of hair that had been cut. I ask Allie if she cut her hair. She tells me yes. When, I asked. In the bathroom on my stool. Not the answer to the question I asked but info I needed anyway. I asked her to show me how she cut her hair. She takes my hand, walks me into the bathroom, gets the scissors that I use to cut Raymond's hair, and cuts her hair again in front of me!! Thankfully it is not noticeable and not that much. I should have acted faster when reaching for the scissors. I told her if she ever did that again I would spank her, you don't cut your hair or anyone else's. She looked at me, grinned and said OK Mommy.